Kirstie Alley gains weight to get ready for the launch of her new diet

It came as no suprise to me when I saw new fat pictures of Kirstie Alley in the taboids this morning. I guess she went back to her old ways after leaving her post as a spokesperson for Jenny Craig, where she claimed to have lost over 70 pounds on the program.

But, then it made me think…does Kirstie Alley have more than just donuts, cakes, pies and her favorite fatty foods contributing to her most recent weight gain? Well, as it just so happens, the former “Fat Actress” star Kirstie Alley has plans to launch her own diet plan in 2009. Yes, Kirstie Alley is attempting to make her ballooning self the biggest cash cow in the diet world.

If Kirstie is gonna sell us all on her diet, she’s going to have to gain a whole bunch of weight before she starts it. She can’t convincingly sell her weight loss program if there’s no dramatic “fat Kirstie” before and “thinner Kirstie” after. So she balloons up, then slims down, and then sells tons of her magic weight loss stuff to us, the desperately seeking skinny.

Please Kirstie, you will not fool me into believing your next amazing weight loss story (or anyone else who reads this I hope). With your new tactics to sell your own diet it is apparent that your gluttony is not just for food, but for money too.